Last week a very important meeting took place among God, the Pope and Moses.
They were troubled because the President of the United States was behaving in an
inappropriate manner. They decided that the only course of action left was to
create an 11th Commandment. This was the only way that they could think off to
get their message across. Now only one problem remained. How do you word this
new commandment so that it matched the other commandments in style & holy
inspiration?
After great meditation & discussion, they concluded: "Thou shalt not comfort
thy rod with thy staff."

Q: Why did Ted Kennedy spend 3 hours in the voting booth?
A: He thought he was in a confessional.

Q: What did Teddy Kennedy say when he heard of JFK's assassination?
A: Now John has brains on the outside of his pants too.
A: He couldn't have been shot in the temple! We're not Jewish!

What do massachusetts and the Clinton both have in common?
We both have an ugly Chelsea! ."

AlGore is one orgasm away from the White House.

Q: What do they do to fast women in Arkansas?
A: Put a governor on 'em.

Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the road Democrat"?
A: Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane
back.

Q: Why is Bill Clinton not circumcised?
A: It would involve throwing away the best part.