What does a blonde think an innuendo is?

An Italian suppository.

What do you call a line of blonde ear to ear????
A wind tunnel

A brunette, a red head, and a blonde robbed a wawa. They escaped to a
forest. The brunette went up the first tree, the red head the second tree,
and the blonde climed the third. A little while later the cops showed up.
The cop went up to the trunk of the first tree and said, "I think there's
some one up there." So the brunette made an owl noise. The cop moved to
the second tree and said, "I think there's someone up there." So the red
head made a squirrel noise and the cop said, "No its just a squirrel." He
then moved to the third tree and the blonde said, "Moo...."

There are 3 people, a blond, a red head, and brunett. They are
all stranded on an island and want to reach the other side.
First the red head goes into the ocean, swims half way gets
tired and drowned. Then the brunett swims half way ,gets tired
and drowned. Finally the blond swim half way, gets tired and
swims back!

One day a blonde walked into a store and said
"I`d like to buy that TV."
The salesman said "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
The blonde went home and dyed her hair red. She went back to
the store and said "I’d like to buy that TV."
"Sorry we don't sell to blondes." The man replied again.
She went and dyed her hair black, then returned to the store
and said "I’d like to buy that TV."
Again the man said "Sorry we don't sell to blondes."
The blonde finally asks "How did you know I was a blonde?"
The man said "Because that’s not a TV its a microwave."

Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE or a smart blonde...yeah right...

1.Who do want to be most like in life:
A.Vanna White
B.Michelle Fiefer
C.Britney Spears
E.None of the Above

2.In a game of Hide-And-Go Seek, do you:
A.Run when you see the seeker
B.Stay hiding until the seeker finds you
C.Run when the seeker sees you
E.Follow the seeker quietly

3.What happens when you get Alzheimers Disease
A.You loose alot of weight
B.Gain weight
C.Get really smart
D.Loose your memory

4.How do you kill a bird:
A.Hit it
B.Throw it off a building
C.Cook it
D.All of the above

5.What's an important question about pregnancy
A.Is it mine
B.How far along am I
C.Is it a boy or girl
D.What hospital should I go to for delivery

Don't read them this part:

Results:
1.
A=5pts.
B=3pts.
C=2pts.
D=1pt.

2.
A=4
B=5
C=2
D=3

3.
A=4
B=3
C=5
D=1

4.
A=3
B=5
C=4
D=1

5.
A=5
B=1
C=3
D=2

TOTAL:
20 =Official Dumb Blonde; 15-19=Pretty Dumb; 10-14=Not Bad; 9-Smart for a Blonde

Two blondes were walking home one day, and suddenly it began to
rain. Luckily, a man driving a pickup truck stopped and offered
them a ride. He told them that there wasn't room in the cab,
because he had two of his friends with him, but that they could
sit in the back with his dog and, although they would still get
wet, they would get home a lot quicker. The blondes agreed and
climbed in. The man started driving, but suddenly a little kid
ran in front of the truck, and the driver swerved, and the truck
plunged into a lake. The driver and his two friends struggled to
open the doors of the truck to get out before they drowned, and
when they reached the lake shore, they looked around for the two
blondes, but they were nowhere to be found. The driver saw his
dog had gotten out just fine, and wondered if the blondes had
gotten stuck under the water. Just as the man was about to jump
in the water to rescue them, the blondes both surfaced and swam
to the shore. Looking confused, the driver asked them what had
taken them so long. The blondes answered: "Well duh! We couldn't
get out--the tailgate was stuck!!"

What do u call a blonde with a 1 dollar bill on her head?

All you can eat for under a dollar.