A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "green side up!"In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "green side up!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing.In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "green side up!" The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?" "I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.

There was a blonde walking down
a sidewalk and she saw a sign say stop.
She did not see a car so she crossed the street. When she got to the other
side a man said you could of caused a wreck! Why did you not stop? The
blonde said I would of stopped but
Im not in a car.

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.

The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.

The husband said, "Who was that?"

The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman

Q: Did you hear about the dead blonde in the closet?A: She was last years hide and seek winner.

This blonde walks into a pawn shop and says i wanna buy that t.v, up there store owner says we dont sale to blondes.She died here hair red comes back the next day says i wanna buy that t.v.up there store owner says we dont sale to blondes.She said how did you know i was the blonde from yesterday he says because thats not a t.v. its a microwave.

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?

A: Locking the car door.

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.

A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"

She says, "Why, officer?"

"Because your breast is hanging out," he says.

She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!"

Submitted by Sherri
Edited by Yisman