A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car.

"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line.

"Nevermind, I got in the back seat by mistake."

Q:How can you tell if a blond is a true blond
A:shine a flash lite in her ear if eyes
lite up she is a true blond

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"

A Blonde walks into a bar and says...OUCH!!!

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were driving in a car and ran a stop sign. A police officer seen them and immediately started chasing them. The girls ran from the police and when they got a long wayz away from the police they saw 3 potato sacks on the side of the road. They all got out and each got in a potato sack. When the cops came and they seen the empty car and the three potato sacks, they went over and kicked each one. The first one they kicked was the brunette and she said ruff ruff. The cops thought it was a bag of puppies and went to the next bag. This was the red head and when they kicked this one she said meow. They thought it was just a bag of kittens and went to the next bag. This was the blonde and when they kicked the bag she said potato!!!

Day1:
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,\"We lernt how to count up to 5 today mummy, i got up to 10 is it coz im blonde mummy?\"
mum replies\"yes dear:
Day 2:
\"We lenrt how to do the alphabet today mummy,the others only got up to E i got up to S is it coz im blonde mummy?\"
Mum replies:yes dear
Day 3:
\"We lernt about breast to day mummy, all the other girls are flat chested and im a 36DD is it coz blonde mummy?\"
Mum replies:No dear its because your 25.

Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish. the first blonde says, "I wish I was 10% smarter so I could get off of this island." Then she turns into a redhead and swims off the island. The second sees what happens and says "I wish I was 25% smarter so that I can get off this island!" She then turns into a brunette, makes a raft from trees and sails off. Finally, the third blonde says "I wish I was 50% smarter so I can get off this island." She then suddenly turns into a man and walks across the bridge.