This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?"

Did you hear about the blonde who...

had more on her body than on her mind?

was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient in the bean?

took an hour to cook Minute Rice?

got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?

was an M. D. - Mentally Deficient?

had a terrific stairway, but nothing upstairs?

thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?

was told she was a silly puss, but insisted she didn't have a crazy cat?

after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?

went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?

brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.

A blonde and a trucker man were in a terrible accident. The trucker man gets out of his truck and it is completeing demolished but her car was OK.So, he grabs a piece of chalk and draws a circle and graps the blonde and tells her to stay in the circle.

The trucker grabs a knife and rips the leather seats of her car he turns and looks at the blonde she is giggling

"Oh, you think thats funny", "Yes, the blonde replies."

So, he grabs a bat and smashes the windows in her car. "The blonde is laughing pretty hard now." "Would, you stop laughing.She, continues to laugh.

The trucker grabs some gasoline pours it on the car and lights it on fire.
The blonde is laughing so hard now she is falling on the ground."What is so damn funny"
the blonde replies "Everytime you turned around I stepped out of the circle."

Why is a blonde like a doorknob? Because everyone gets a turn.

Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? A: 3rd grade Submitted by: Aviva

Why did the blonde die raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree

Q: what do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A: "nice tits!"