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A lady walks into a hardware store and asks the clerk where the hindges are. He takes her to where they are and she immediately selects the one she needs. The clerk askes her if she wants a screw for the hindge---she says, "no, but I'll blow you for the toaster on that shelf".
If you cannot measure output, then you measure input.
There are two things on earth that are universal: hydrogen and stupidity.
Ability is like a check, it has no value unless it is cashed.
Nothing ever comes out as planned.
It is important to keep an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out.
All things being equal, all things are never equal.
Q: Whats the difference between a politician and $20
A: $20 can do something for you