FORD (Acronym) Fix Or Repair Daily.

Alternate:

Found On Road Dead

Water (noun)
A liquid that freezes slippery side up.

Terminal - Time to call da undertaker.Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.Digital - The art of counting on your fingers.

People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?The wife means: You better get used to itThe wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dishThe wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.The wife says: Was that the baby?The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him

A tax on people who are bad at math.

The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife means: I wantThe wife says: It's your decisionThe wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep
you on the edge of financial disaster.