Hipatitis

Terminal coolness.

From The Washington Post's Style Invitational competition, where
readers were asked to take any word
from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one
letter, and supply a new definition.

Someone who can sit on a scoop of ice cream and tell you what flavor it
is.

Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.

A child who is more talented than yours.

RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar
grunting noises.

A device for catching zoids.

When every line begins with a capital