Did you hear about the short sighted circumsizer?
He got the sack!

your mamma is so stpid shes stupid

Why do women have 2 legs?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

what do you get if you put your hands down mystic meg nickers? your palm read once a month.

A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house. His father was a successful doctor, and was carrying out a circumcision in the on-site surgery.As they were walking, they heard a scream and a foreskin flew out of the window and landed at the girl's feet."What's this," she asked."Taste it," he replied, "If you like it, I'll give you a whole one!"

Got in trouble for watching a woman breast feed her baby at the mall, she got mad and told her husband to beat the shit out of me....now I admit the flashbulb may have made the baby cry....

A doctor is standing in the hall of a hospital talking with a colleague when suddenly one of his patients runs down the hall in his hospital gown screaming at the top of his lungs.Right behind the patient is a nurse carrying a pan of steaming, boiling-hot water, obviously chasing the patient. The doctor interrupts his conversation with his colleague and shouts to the chasing nurse, "Miss Jones, I said 'Prick his boil!"

what has doctor spock and the iraq got in common they have both been fucked by vulcans