Why Sex is Like SnowThe best way to hold a man is in your arms.

First Law of Particle Physics
The basic building blocks of matter do not occur in nature.

Churchill's Law
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will
pick himself up and continue on.

Acheson's Rule of the Bureaucracy
A memorandum is
written not to inform the reader but to protect the
writer.

Murphy's Law of Repeatability
The difference between the Laws of Nature and Murphy's Law is that with the
Laws of Nature you can count on things screwing up the same way every time.

Murphy's Eighth Law of Computing
If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations
Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations
If your ambush is properly set, the enemy won't walk
into it.