Murphy's Technology Laws
Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some dumb fool
discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands
it beyond recognition.

Fifth Law of Technical Writing
After you detect and correct an error, you will discover you were right all
along.

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations
Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.

Newton's Little-Known Seventh Law
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

An old car that has served you so well will continue to
serve you until you have just put four new tires under it
and then it will fall apart.

Tsung's Law
The biggest shithead and the person in command can generally be
shot with the same bullet.

Army Law

• If it moves, salute it

• if it doesn't move, pick it up
• if you can't pick it up, paint it.

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations
Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather, and
especially during both.