If you have a difficult task give it to a lazy man
- he will find an easier way to do it.

Murphy's Law of Management Strategy
Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who
wrote the book or even what book.

Why Sex is Like SnowYou never know how many inches you are going to
get or how long it is going to last.

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations
A clean (and dry) set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and
rain.

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations
The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one
foot greater than your jumping range.

Murphy's Third Law of Computing
The first place to look for information is in the section of the
manual where you least expect to find it.

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations
Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss.
Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad
side of a barn.

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations
The tough part about being an officer is that the
troops don't know what they want, but they know for
certain what they don't want.