Drive defensively -- buy a tank.

Why do they report power outages on TV?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer.

A recent poll found that 50% of all lawyers graduated in
the bottom half of their class.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a rooster?

A cock that stays up all night.

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci

Q. What do you call a sperm bank inside of a castle?
A. Kingdom Cum

In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

If a stork brings a white baby and a crow brings a black baby what brings nothing?

A swallow.

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Tantilazing