Happiness is a positive cash flow.

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of an ugly man?

A tattoo.

Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Tantilazing

Did you hear that the new and politically correct name for "Lesbian" has been changed to "Vagitarian"?

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci

Why are men like blenders?

You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Calamjo

Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

A: Because they have cotton balls.

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci

An archeologist is a scientist whose career lies in ruins.

A closed mouth gathers no foot in the ass.

I'm defending her honor, which is more than she ever did.