Sex, and drugs, and rock 'n roll,
Speed, and weed, and birth control,
All you preps think you're cool,
Fuck you all, Stoners Rule!

Twinkle, Twinkle, little star how I wonder what you are
Shine upon the parking lot
As I eat my girlfrieds twat

Peter, Peter pumpkin eater
Saw a chick but couldn't meat her
Saw her brother one fine day
Sucked his cock and now he's gay

Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
So he ignored her flabby tits
And licked her asshole clean.

Eenie Meenie Miney Mo
Suck my dick and swallow slow.

Mary Mary quite contrary
Shave that pussy its so damn hairy

Hickory Dickory Dock
Some chick was sucking my cock
The clock struck two I blew my goo
And dumped the bitch off at the next bock.

Hickory Dickory Dock
Some chick was sucking my cock
It was quite scary
All wrinkled and hairy
It smelled like a ten year old sock.

Love is a gamble
Kissing is a game
Boys do the fucking
Girls get the blame
9 months of pain
6 days in hospital
Baby needs a name
Daddies a barstard
Mummies a hore
It would never of happened
If the rubber hadn't tore!

LOVE AND HATE

Love
Such A Beautiful word
Hate
Devilish Word
There is nothin better then love that you can think of
Love is like a word that came from a white beautiful Dove
Hate is a bashfull word that I was not allowed to say
Hate is like a curse that can throw you around if you say it
everyday
Love give fine dreams and makin the best ones come true
But you cant just see and love someone thats not somethin you
can just do
Hate is a price you put on someone
Hate can break a heart and kill someone
Love is priceless dont cost you even a penny
Love is smooth as a river with no bumps love is a trinity
Love and Hate

By: Andrina Phillip

Ho Ho Fucking Ho
What a crock of shit
We dont work for Santa Claus
We've had it up 2 here, we quit!
Cause we do all the fucking work
While he's just in the show
So stick you Xmas up your ass
Ho Ho Fucking Ho

Oh Boobies, Boobies
A Parody of "...Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears

Oh Boobies, Boobies, How was I supposed to grow?
Somethin' isn't right here!
Oh Boobies, Boobies, I couldn't have let you grow!
And now you're a size D, yeah!

Show me what size you wanted to be!
Tell me Boobies! 'Cause you're really small now, oh because!

My chest is now! A size D! Hey Niiiii! I must confess, I paid for
these! Paid for these!

When I don't wear a bra, I lose my mind!
Give me a siiiiiiiiiign!
Make my boobies one more size!

Women love the word "forever,"
Only because you misinterpret it.
Forever means nothing more than this:
"Until you start to get on my nerves."

She may tell you you're cute.
But just remember.
Babies and Bunnies are cute,
Men are handsome.

She might say I don't need your help.
But don't let this fool you,
She just doesn't want to admit
That she's only in it for the money.

At some point she'll probably say she's happy.
But of course she's happy!
She's got you wrapped around one finger
While pressing the "Buy" button with the other.

So later on when she says "I love you,"
Think to yourself,
"We're together forever, she's happy,
I'm cute, and she doesn't need my help."

Adam wore a fig leaf.
Eve wore none at all.
The fun began in autumn,
When the leaves began to fall.