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Stupid guys
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  | 20 июнь, 2013

There is three men they were all on an island and a genie showed up , he said they would give each of them one wish. so the frist guy said that he wanted to be smarter so he turned into a blonde and swam to the other side. The next guy said he wanted to be smarter than the frist guy so he turned into a red head and built a boat & rowed to the other side. the third guy asked to be smarter than both guys. So he turned into a brunet & took the bridge.

Ghosts
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  | 18 июнь, 2013

Q:what is a ghosts favorit road?

A:A dead end.

Tackle
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  | 15 июнь, 2013

Q: Which one of the fishing equipment does a football players use?

A: a "tackle" box.

So, do you wanna fish
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  | 15 июнь, 2013

A game warden spots a young lad walking down the street with 30 large catfish in his arms. He stops and asks the young fellow where he managed to catch all those fish. The young boy points and says just over yonder. The game warden says "boy, I've been fishing around these parts for years....and I never got those many fish.....can I go fishing with you tomorrow? The boy gladly says yes and asked the warden to join him first thing in the morning by a certain area.
The next morning the warden and the young boy head out. The boy rows the boat out 50 feet and then stops. The warden asks what he was doing and the boy says this is where we are going to fish. The warden says I've fished here before and never got many fish. It was then that the little boy pulls a stick of dynamite out of a box, lights it and throws it out into the water. A loud explosion follows and many dead fish float to the surface. The game warden is amazed and angry and says to the boy, that he can't do that and that he will have to arrest the young lad for fishing that way.

The young lad calmly pulls out another stick of dynamite, lights it, and hands it to the game warden and says.....whatca going to do...bitch about it.....or fish.


If there's one thing I hate, it's a proctologist...
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  | 15 июнь, 2013

If there's one thing I hate, it's a proctologist
with poor depth perception.

The New Alaskan
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  | 14 июнь, 2013

A young man walks into a bar in Alaska. After many drinks, he announces to the whole bar that he is proud to be a new Alaskan. One of the old timers at the bar laughs at him and asks him if he has gone through the
"Ritual" yet. The lad asks what the "ritual" entails. The old timer says,"Well, to be an Alaskan, you have to kill a Polar Bear and fuck an Eskimo." The young man says that he hasn't done either yet, so he and the old timer continue to drink heavily together and the old timer answers his questions about the "Ritual". The young man stands up and wobbles out of the bar drunk as can be.

About four hours later, he struggles back into the bar, all scratched and cut up. He summons all of this strength and shouts out "Where is this damn Eskimo I have to kill?"!

Russian genie
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  | 11 июнь, 2013

Boris was working in the potato fields,when he found a lamp. he rubbed it to clean it up when a genie appeared. the genie gave him one wish.boris did not believe the genie so he asked the genie to make his pee turn into the finest russian vodka the land has ever tasted.the genie said that will be done ,whenever you pee it will be vodka. boris went home that night to tell his wife,natasha, about the experience with the genie.together they decided to taste boris' pee and sure enough it did taste like vodka, in fact the best they had ever tasted.so every night after work boris would rush home from the fields and promptly set out two glasses and then pee into each one for him and natasha to enjoy the vodka.one night boris came home and set out one glass,natasha noticed this and asked him if they were going to drink vodka tonite and boris replied,"yes my dear we are,but tonite you drink from the bottle".

An Old Man's Woes
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  | 10 июнь, 2013

An sad, old man sitting was sitting on a park bench when along came a police officer.
The officer asked the old man why he was so upset.

The old man replied, "Every morning I wake up with a wonderful 20 year old blonde. She cooks great meals including sausage, and bacon and everything I love. Then we make passionate love in bed. Afterwards, she gives me a bath, with handdrawn hot water, cooks me lunch and followed by more passionate love. In the evening, we'll have top the day off with a fantastic diner and yet more wonderful love.

The police officer gets a puzzled look on his face and asks, "Well, what seems to be the problem?"

The old man replied with a sad look on his face, "I can't remember where I live!"


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