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More Attention
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  | 16 сентябрь, 2013

At the marriage counselor's office, the woman complained, "What's-his-name here says I don't give him enough attention."

Proposal From Atheist
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  | 15 сентябрь, 2013

A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked. "Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a Hell." Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."

Only one foot
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  | 15 сентябрь, 2013

There was this rich family, they only had one daughter and wanted her to marry a very rich man.

So her parents hired a match maker to find her a good partner.

So the match maker found a nice gentleman who was rich and handsome.

Little did he know that his left foot was amputated and he was wearing a wooden leg.

So the match was made and the girl got married. On the honeymoon the girl found out about his foot.

The girl came running to her mother and said "Mother, mother, he has only one foot!"

The mother said, "You're very lucky, your father has only 6 inches."

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci

Who Was It?
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  | 15 сентябрь, 2013

The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. "Was it my friend Steve?" he yelled.
"No," she said.
"Was it my friend James?" he then asked.
"What?" she shouted. "Don't you think I have any friends of my own?"


Cheese Flavored Condoms
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  | 14 сентябрь, 2013

I recently tried some of these new 'flavoured' condoms. I bought one of each flavour they had, and tried each one in turn every time i got a shag. My girlfriend likes to lick each one before i insert it in her, just to see what flavour i was wearing.

The first night she said "Mmmmm, Cherry flavour",

The second night she said "Mmmmm, Mint flavour",

The third night she said "Mmmmm, Strawberry flavour",

and so on, until we had reached the final flavour, and she said "Mmmmm, Cheese flavour"

"Cheese flavour ??" i said "I haven't put one on yet!"

Tri stages of sex
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  | 14 сентябрь, 2013

The tri stages of sex in marriage:

1. Tri-weekly.

2. Try-weekly.

3. Try-weakly.

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by calamjo

A quote on marriage
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  | 13 сентябрь, 2013

It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing.

Got a headache?
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  | 13 сентябрь, 2013

It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage, and the man noticed the gorilla looking at his wife.

"That gorilla is getting excited just looking at your tits," he said. "Why don't you take your blouse off and we'll see what he does?"

At first she declined. But finally persuaded by her husband, she took off her blouse and bra.

The gorilla went nuts. He started grunting and jumping up and down.

"Hey," the husband said, "let's really blow his mind. Take off all your clothes and we'll see what he does."

Again she said no and again he persuaded her.

This time the ape really went bananas! He climbed up and down the bars, did flips, ran around in circles and tossed his food all over the cage.

The husband went over to the cage, opened the door and pushed his wife in. "Now," said the husband with an evil smile, "tell HIM you have a headache!"


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