Your mamma is so dumb she stole free bread. Your momma is so big she put a blanket over the ocean and called it a water bed.

Your mama is so stupid, she bunted in a homerun derby.

Your momma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing "We are a family even know your five times bigger than me!"

you so ugly yo mamma got to feed you with a slingshot

yo momma is soo fat that her blood type is rockey road!!

Yo mama is so fat that when she stood on the electrical talking scale it said one at a time please.

yo momma is so tall she did a cartwheel and kicked jesus.

yo mommy so fat when she jumped she got stuck in the sky.