Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo MAMA's so fat see couldn't even fit in the house

yo mama is so dumb she got hit by a speeding parked car
going 0mph

Your mama is so fat when she fell over she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

yo mamas armpits stink SO bad secret snitched on her,she made sure confused,she made right guard go left,and speed stick slow da hell down!

your mommas so dum she sits on the tv and watches the couch
your mommas so dum she thinks that shes invisable

Your mamas so fat that when she sits on a toilet it says a,b,c,d,e,f,g get your fat ass of of me!!!!