Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations
Five second fuses always burn three seconds.

The first rule of intelligent tinkering
Save all the parts.

Murphy's Technology Laws
If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try
multiplying by the page number.

Murphy's Technology Laws
To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take
the longest and cost the most.

Murphy's Technology Laws
Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an
honest day's work.

Murphy's Law of Airplane Travel
When the plane you are on is late, the
plane you want to transfer to is on time.

Murphy's Technology Laws
Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

Remember the Golden Rule
He who has the gold makes the rules.