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If peanut butter cookies are
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  One liners | 28 сентябрь, 2013

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl
Scout cookies made out of?

In one room
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  One liners | 28 сентябрь, 2013

Q. What is gross stupidity?

A. 144 men in one room.

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Clark Kent

Make it idiot proof and
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  One liners | 27 сентябрь, 2013

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Time is what keeps everything
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  One liners | 27 сентябрь, 2013

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.


Cheerleaders
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  One liners | 26 сентябрь, 2013

Why does the University of Missouri’s football field have artificial grass?

So the cheerleaders won’t graze at halftime.

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo

My parents were so poor
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  One liners | 25 сентябрь, 2013

My parents were so poor they got married for the rice.

Sleep
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  One liners | 25 сентябрь, 2013

I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.

Sex
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  One liners | 24 сентябрь, 2013

what is the common thing between a rat and a man?

they both search for holes.



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