Your momma so fat when she steped on the scale it said please get out of the car.

yo moma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

yo mamma is so old when she sneeze powder

your momma so ugly she make mr.ed look the finnest man on earth

your mamas so fat she jumped on the rainbow and made skittles

Your mama is so ugly she made a blind kid cry

Yo Mama is so fat that each of her buttcheaks are in a different
zip code!

Yo mama's so stupid, I asked her for the shampoo "Head and
Shoulders," and she got on my shoulders and gave me head!!